Oh No She Didn’t!!

OMG!  Did you hear the news?  I was like totally blown away when I found out….here’s the 411….

They are two of America’s most high profile families, but a rift seems to be developing between the Obamas and the Kardashians.

The famous sisters are reportedly angry after Michelle Obama last week revealed that the President had tried to stop his daughter watching ‘Keeping up with the Kardashians’.

Dude??  How could he?  After all they’ve been through together??  Man, like everyone is breaking up.   I mean first Brad & Jen, then Bennifer? JMarc?  Now the Obashians??

They have allegedly responded by insulting the First Lady’s dress sense with one of the sisters reportedly calling her wardrobe ‘pretend poor’ while another said her outfits are ‘cheap suburban tack’.

Oh snap!  I gotta admit, that was a good one!   The Kardashians…they always look so cool too!

Really cool..not "pretend poor" ripped pants and stuff

‘Kim, Khloe and Kourtney are furiously dissing the First Lady,’ a ‘Keeping up with the Kardashians’ source told the National Enquirer.

‘They charge Michelle is ‘two-faced’, that she really worships the kind of life they lead and ‘takes every vacation she can’.’

Gurrrrrl please! Can you believe she said that?  The Kardashians are all…like up…like practically …like up in Michelle’s grill …like talkin’ all that smack!  I don’t know…maybe like the K’s have a point….I mean she does..like go on a lot of vacays.

Khloe Kardashian is said to be most offended as she had told friends that the President thought their show was great after she met him at the White House in 2009 at a function with her Lakers basketball husband Lamar Odom, reported the Enquirer.

Khloe is so dissed, and you know,  I can’t blame her ‘cuz she was all nice to him and stuff….and voted for him and stuff….and he’s all rude and talkin’ behind her back and stuff….I’m all…that’s totally like not cool dude!

A White House source told the National Enquirer that the show is ‘no example’ for young women and ‘teaches the wrong message’.

Last night, while sitting down with Jay Leno on the Tonight Show Mr Obama admitted that he had never seen the programme.

‘No I haven’t seen the show,’ he said. ‘I am probably a little biased against reality TV, partly because there’s this programme on C-Span called Congress that I…’

‘No I have not seen the show,’ he continued.

Even TOTUS was dissin' the Ks!

 

 

 

 

 

 

So there you go!  He’s all dissin’ the Kardashians and he’s like never even seen the show!  I’m like all….well that just doesn’t make sense you know?   I’m just gonna hang back from this and chill and……hang at my BFF’s and watch TV.  I think Jersey Shore is on.  BRB.


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5 Responses to Oh No She Didn’t!!

  1. NoEmptySuits says:

    Hilarious!! I needed that laugh. Wow, you’ve, like, really, like, captured that Valley Girl brogue. I’ll bet you do great impersonations; right?

    • imusthavepie says:

      I do….sometimes. I used to do a pretty good ARRNOLDD….but that’s mute now! Right now I’m impersonating a PIE….but don’t tell until after the election. I figure if Obama can impersonate a Democrat, I can pretend to be a dessert! :)

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  3. “Pretend poor” ROFLMAO! I know poor people and we do not dress like that. That is pretend retro hippie or pretend wino.

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