$tanding Up for America

Obama “stands up for working Americans”? ?

POTUS standing up for working Americans at a $35,000 per person fundraiser.

The estate of one of Obama's "working class" supporters.

I$n’t nice that the Obama$ are $uch “$tand up” American$$?

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Happy Presidents’ Weekend

The way things are going in that mess they call the GOP…..looks like we’re stuck with

Barack O’LincolnWashingkennedyrooseveltruman for another 4 years….sigh…

I did not chop down that cherry tree with my nine iron!

Four score and 4 trillion dollars ago.....

Seriously GOP…..The Sweater Vest??  That’s the best you got???  Thanks, but no thanks….

Pass the cherry pie please, it’s gonna be a long 4 years….

Hillary

2012

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California Here He Comes…Again

Obama pays California a visit.  I mean California Obama supporters pay Obama to visit!

This is what most people think of when they think of California:

This is what Obama thinks when he thinks about California:

Yay! My money machine!!!

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This is My Valentine’s Day Post

First a Valentine for the Republicans:

Now a card for the Democrats Obamacrats:

And finally….for the SANE people of the world……

Happy Valentine's Day Hillary Voters!!

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Maine….or Bust

Oh yay….another caucus…..

Who will prevail in Maine?  Romney?  Santorum?  Paul?

Only the lobsters know for sure….

**UPDATE**  Romney wins Maine Caucuses:

At a state party gathering in Portland, state Republican Chairman Charlie Webster announced Romney had won with 2,190 votes compared to 1,996 for Paul, the only other candidate to aggressively compete in the state.Rick Santorum received 989 votes and Newt Gingrichwon 349, but neither actively campaigned there.

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A Funny Thing Happened to Mitt on the Way to the Nomination…..

The Sweater Vest beat the pants off Romney in 3 states……

I may be just a Sweater Vest, but I beat Mitt Romney!

This has been a very strange primary season.  The only thing good about Sweater Vest winning….. it might make this guy go away….

Callisa, I need a sweater vest....stat!

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Happy Super Bowl Sunday!

How can I possibly be expected to handle politics on a day like this?

ARE YOU READY FOR SOME SUPER BOWL……COMMERCIALS????

Imustadmit, I usually prefer the commercials to the game.  Since I live in Los Angeles, I never really have a dog in the hunt so to speak.  I wonder which team Romney will root for?

Oh yeah...it's Romney.

Okay then….I wonder who Newt Gingrich will be rooting for?

Oh yeah it's Newt. He'll be rooting for himself!

And what about Obama?  Well…apparently Barry doesn’t want to host a Super Bowl party this year.  He doesn’t want all those people around while he’s watching the game.

Obama is serious about his football. In Jodi Kantor’s book, “The Obamas,” Rep. Mike Doyle said that at one Super Bowl gathering, the president was “sitting up front” and “didn’t move” once the game started.

Some witnesses even heard him say, “Not now honey, I’m watching the game.” Joking.

This year, Michelle Obama told Rachel Ray, Super Bowl Sunday will be “quiet,” and the president will enjoy his favorite snack: nachos and guacamole.

Obama sharing time with his favorite person.....himself.

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Viva Las Vegas!

Yes…Viva Las Vegas!  Mitt Romney will win big in Nevada.

I predict Romney by 20 points.  I also think Ron Paul will do better than the poll above suggests, in fact, I predict Paul coming in 2nd place not third.  JMO.

I am Romney, hear me roar!

A lot can be said for ad wars and Romney certainly has the money for ads, but for caucuses it’s all about the ground game.  Romney has been building his forces in Nevada for months….boots on the ground.  Gingrich is flying by the seat of his very large pants.

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Bully-In-Chief

The “dust” has barely settled in the desert and now Bobby Jindal reminds us just what kind of POTUS we have….more like a “Bully-in-Chief”……

Calm down sweetie....you know this whole dust up will be spun in my favor!

“It brought back memories. It seems hard to believe it was almost two years ago,” Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal (R) said about President Obama’s visit to the state after the BP oil spill.

On “FOX & Friends,” Jindal said Obama pulled him aside on the tarmac and engaged him in conversation, expressing frustration in a move that he called “obviously staged.”

But Bobby, it IS all about me!

“He grabs me by the arm, takes me aside. Here’s the strange thing: I thought he’d be angry about the oil spill, the lack of resources; I thought he’d get down there and say, ‘Look governor, we’re going to do everything we can to work together.’ Instead, he was upset he was going to look bad; he was worried about some routine letter we had already sent to his administration, nothing important.”

“I was amazed at two things: one, that he was mad about the wrong things, and two, that he was so thin-skinned,” Jindal said.

“I wanted him to be the president of the country, and instead he was playing political theatrics.”

Bobby, Bobby….that’s all he knows how to do.  President “They Bring a Knife, We Bring a Gun” Obama.

Except when I need you to "Get in their faces!!!"

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The Man on the Moon

One fat foot in the mouth for Newt……One giant step toward the nomination for Mitt……

The race for the Republican presidential nomination is about to blast off into outer space: Former House Speaker Newt Gingrich announced that, if elected, he’d establish a colony on the moon by 2020.

In a speech to supporters on the Florida space coast, Gingrich called for a “grandiose” effort to colonize space. “It’s the second great launch of the adventure John F. Kennedy started,” said Gingrich.

Uhh….okaaay…..Newt….colony on the moon eh….you go first…

Come on Callisa....I think I see a Tiffany's!!

The Gingriches are the perfect couple in space doncha think??  Callisa even has her own Judy Jetson helmet head hairstyle!

Callisa Gingrich's High School Yearbook Photo

But space may have to wait…….

As I watched the GOP’s 731st debate last night, I thought Mitt actually handled himself pretty well against the Newtsternaut.  Between the “lunacy”of the moon talk and the fannie/freddie back and forth, I think Newt may have taken his rocket ride from South Carolina as far as it can go now and he’s heading for a “splash down” at Cocoa Beach..aka the Florida Primary!

See ya’ Newt, time to go back under the rock you crawled out from under.

**UPDATE**  Poor Newt.  A couple of “grandiose” teenagers from Canada put a Legoman into space.  Imagine the colony a Legoman could build!!

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