Trump Du Jour

So, today’s latest.  Trump said, “Wah, wah, wah, wah.”  No, that’s not an exact quote.  But it’s what I hear.

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Whether he’s bloviating about walls, making fun of the disabled, banning people, closing the internet, or boasting about how rich he is…I really don’t care. Yes, he’s ahead, way ahead in the polls. But you can look at it this way, if he has 1/3 of the vote of GOP voters, that means he doesn’t have 2/3! Besides, there are more Democrats than Republicans, and more Independents than either party. Let’s say he does get the nomination. So what. Hillary will beat him. Now, Sanders….that’s another story! But Sanders is irrelevant and he will be lucky to win his home state. Okay, he’ll probably win Vermont, and maybe New Hampshire. But that’s all! No, I take back New Hampshire. Vermont is it.

I think we really need to stop debating about whether The Donald

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Okay, there is a bit of a resemblance there.

Okay, there is a bit of a resemblance there.

or Hitler,
Nah!  Adolf had much better hair!

Nah! Adolf had much better hair!

In fact, if we stopped paying so much attention to him….I’m talking to YOU CNN!
The Trump News Channel.  All Trump, all the time.

The Trump News Channel. All Trump, all the time.

maybe he would just go away! We could give it a try anyway!

Finally, Trump’s standing in the polls, or his latest, most greatest – OUTrageous statement of all is not the end of the world as we know it.

Why am I so confident? Well I’m glad you asked!

She's coming!

She’s coming!

And I feel fine.
Pass the PIE. 🙂

Are You Ready For The Loony Tunes?

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The Road to the White House is getting more crowded with clown cars.

Former Sen. Rick Santorum told Greta Van Susteren on tonight’s “On The Record” that he’s going to make a big announcement about his plans for the 2016 election on May 27 in Butler, Pennsylvania.

“That’s where I grew up. I grew up in Butler,” Santorum explained.

He said that he knew he was an underdog when he ran for president in 2012, and if he enters the 2016 race, he knows he will be an underdog once again.

Or maybe it’s lining up with cartoon characters. Underdog…….

I forgot to pack my sweater vest!

I forgot to pack my sweater vest!

I wonder when rootin’- tootin’ Rick Perry will decide to throw his pistol into the ring?

He's the "Rootin'-Tootin'est Campaigner this race has ever seen!  EeeeHawww!!!

He’s the “Rootin’-Tootin’est Campaigner this race has ever seen! EeeeHawww!!!

Will Newt Gingrich join them…..

Newt the Nut?

Newt the Nut?

Which cartoon characters do you think represent the Loony Tunes running?

How about….

Rand Paul?  Or maybe Scott Walker?

Rand Paul? Or maybe Scott Walker?

Ted Cruz?

Ted Cruz?

Marco Rubio......water..water....I need....water!

Marco Rubio……water..water….I need….water!

It’s gonna get crazy out there. All we can do is sit back and…….


New Car Smell

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Washington (CNN) — Drive it straight off the lot and into the Oval Office.
That’s what President Obama says the American people want, admitting Sunday that the country is ready to shift gears and hit the gas with a new leader.
“I think the American people, you know, they’re going to want that new car smell,” Obama said in an interview that aired Sunday on ABC’s “This Week.” “You know, they want to drive something off the lot that — that doesn’t have as much mileage as me.”

Shamelessly stolen from Uppity Woman.

Shamelessly stolen from Uppity Woman.

Now I must say….when I first read the headline on this story, I figured Teh Won had once again thrown Hillary under the bus. But then he said this:

Discussing potential 2016 contenders, Obama had kind words about a former competitor and colleague, who has racked up a number of political accomplishments on her own 2016 odometer.
“She hasn’t announced so I don’t want to jump the gun,” Obama said about former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, whom he said he speaks with regularly. “If she decides to run, I think she will be a formidable candidate and I think she’d be a great president.”
“She’s not going to agree with me on everything,” the President continued. “And, you know, one of the benefits of running for president is you can stake out your own positions — and have a clean slate, a fresh start.”

Is Obama giving Hillary the green light to distance herself from him? Is it time to rev up our engines for 2016? What do you think?

Vote PIE for President!

Proud Military Mom asks on her blog today, “What fictional character would you pick for president?”  PMMmusthaveforgot….PIE is running for President!!  PIE2012!

I am PIE and I don’t LIE!

What is PIE’s platform?  I’m glad you asked!

1.  National Security:  Do away with all current defense contracts.  Arm every American Citizen with a cream pie and a bottle of seltzer.

2.  Health Care:  An apple pie a day keeps the doctor away.

3.  Economy:  Use the money saved from National Security to reduce taxes on all Americans to 3.14%.

4. Social Security:  A robust PIE economy will increase employment and fill SSI coffers.  Take Social Security out of general budget and use military, now not deployed around the world to stand guard of SSI safe, formally known as “lock box”.

Other reasons to vote PIE:

Pie will not take money from lobbyists.

PIE has grass roots support from the Money Pies

Pie is All-American, baked by Americans in American Ovens!

PIE has been endorsed by Norman Rockwell

Have you ever heard the expression….Easy as Pie??  So easy even politicians can make PIE!

I don’t care what Obama says, I DID build this pie!

Or eat them…….

I’m Barack Obama and I approved this message.